Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Santa Calls Up White House
Santa- I Want To Be D Next President Of USA.
Obama - Are You Idiot?
Santa-No, .
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Is It Compulsory?
Police:Car Gas Par Hai
Santa:No
Police:Petrol Par
Santa:No
Police: Diesel Par
Santa:No
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
?
Santa: Installment Par Hai
G.
Santa Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:
"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling"
Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To.
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Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena':-)
Once Santa Farted In English Class :
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Teacher: "What is This"?
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Sardar: "This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D
Santa In Computer Exam
Examiner
"What Is Microsoft Excel?"
Santa : "It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer :P :D
Santa:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena....�
Santa's Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..
Santa saved that
...Number in his Mobile Phone
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"New Father" :P ;)
Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
"Theory Of Motion"
Which States:
"Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;->
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
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